This is my Dad, back in the days when he was sweet and innocent (you know…before he could talk). Before you get all worked up about me disrespecting the Big Guy, you should read the email below. I sent a copy of my business card to the fam so they could see it. The card includes my initials and a head shot. Below is my father’s response (and further clarification as to why I am the way that I am):

What does the KB stand for? Now, about the picture, you have a piece of meat stuck between your front teeth. Your hair is a little long but no one will notice because of the piece of meat stuck between your front teeth. Black and white might have made for a better picture, then no one would have noticed the long hair or meat stuck between your two front teeth. Wait a minute, that’s not a piece of meat stuck between your two front teeth, it’s a cavity. Do you have dental insurance? Freelance, does that mean you work for FREE! If you got your teeth fixed maybe you could charge for your services. Wait a minute, that’s not a cavity, just a piece of dirt on my computer screen, sorry.
Dad